Telling it like it is.
Day #105 @Rest Day with A Little Political Comedy.
Enjoy this short excerpt* featuring George Carlin, one of America’s favorite Stand Up Comics.
He is in fine form hereย taking on those who think they can save the world.
If you have trouble understanding it, even with the English subtitles, scroll down for the Japanese translation.
* from his later period
Translationย courtesy of Google
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A A
See I’m not one of those people who’s worried about everything.
็งใฏใในใฆใๅฟ้
ใใฆใใไบบใฎไธไบบใงใฏใชใใฎใ่ฆใฆใใ ใใใ
You’ve got people like this around you.
ใใชใใฎๅจใใซใฏใใฎใใใชไบบใ
ใใใพใใ
Country’s full of them now. People walking around all day long.
ๅฝใฏไปใใใใงใใฃใฑใใงใใไธๆฅไธญๆญฉใๅใฃใฆใใไบบใ
every minute of the day, worried about everything.
ไธๆฅใฎๆฏๅใใในใฆใๅฟ้
ใใพใใใ
Worried about the air, worried about the water,
็ฉบๆฐใๆฐใซใชใใๆฐดใๆฐใซใชใใ
worried about the soil, worried about insecticides,
ๅใๆฐใซใชใใๆฎบ่ซๅคใๆฐใซใชใใ
pesticides, food additives, carcinogens, worried about radon gas,
่พฒ่ฌใ้ฃๅๆทปๅ ็ฉใ็บใใๆง็ฉ่ณชใใฉใใณใฌในใๅฟ้
ใ
worried about asbestos, worried about saving endangered species.
ใขในใในใใๅฟ้
ใใ็ตถๆป
ๅฑๆง็จฎใๆใใใจใๅฟ้
ใใพใใใ
Let me tell you about endangered species, all right.
็ตถๆป
ๅฑๆง็จฎใซใคใใฆใ่ฉฑใใใพใใใใ
Saving endangered species is just one more arrogant attempt by humans to control nature.
็ตถๆป
ๅฑๆง็จฎใๆใใใจใฏใไบบ้ใ่ช็ถใๆฏ้
ใใใใจใใใใ1ใคใฎๅฒๆ
ขใช่ฉฆใฟใงใใ
It’s arrogant meddling. It’s what got us in trouble in the first place.
ใใใฏๅฒๆ
ขใชๅนฒๆธใงใใใใใใใใใ็งใใกใๅฐใใใใฎใงใใ
Doesn’t anybody understand that?
่ชฐใใใใ็่งฃใใฆใใพใใใ๏ผ
Interfering with nature.
่ช็ถใซๅนฒๆธใใใ
B B
Over 90%. More than that. Way over 90% of all the species that have ever lived on this planet,
90๏ผ
ไปฅไธใใใไปฅไธใใใฎๆๆใซใใใพใงไฝใใงใใใในใฆใฎ็จฎใฎ90๏ผ
ไปฅไธใ
ever lived… are gone. Phooooof! They’re extinct.
ใใใพใง็ใใฆใใ…ใชใใชใฃใใ Phooooof๏ผๅฝผใใฏ็ตถๆป
ใใฆใใพใใ
We didn’t kill them all. They just disappeared.
็งใใกใฏๅฝผใๅ
จๅกใๆฎบใใใใใงใฏใใใพใใใๅฝผใใฏใกใใใฉๆถใใพใใใ
That’s what nature does. They disappear these days
ใใใฏ่ช็ถใใใใใจใงใใๆ่ฟใฏๆถใใพใ
at the rate of 25 a day. And I mean,
1ๆฅ25ใฎๅฒๅใงใใคใพใใ
regardless of our behavior, irrespective of how we act on this planet,
็งใใกใฎ่กๅใซ้ขไฟใชใใ็งใใกใใใฎๆๆใงใฉใฎใใใซ่กๅใใใใซ้ขไฟใชใใ
25 species that were here today
ไปๆฅใใใซใใ25็จฎ
will be gone tomorrow. Let them go gracefully.
ๆๆฅใฏใชใใชใใพใใใใใใๅช้
ใซ่กใใใฆใใ ใใใ
Leave nature alone. Haven’t we done enough?
่ช็ถใๆพใฃใฆใใใฆใใ ใใใๅๅใซใใใพใใใงใใใ๏ผ
C C
We’re so self important, so self important.
็งใใกใฏใจใฆใ่ชๅทฑ้่ฆใงใใจใฆใ่ชๅทฑ้่ฆใงใใ
Everybody’s going to save something now. Save the trees,
่ชฐใใไปไฝใใไฟๅญใใใคใใใงใใๆจใไฟๅญใโโใ
save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.
ใใใใใๆใใใฏใธใฉใๆใใใซใฟใใ ใชใๆใใชใใใ
And the greatest arrogance of all?
ใใใฆใใในใฆใฎไธญใงๆๅคงใฎๅฒๆ
ข๏ผ
Save the planet. What!!! Are these fucking people kidding me?
ๆๆใๆใใไฝ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผใใใใฎใฏใฝใฎไบบใ
ใฏ็งใใใใใฃใฆใใพใใ๏ผ
Save the planet? We don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet.
ๆๆใๆใ๏ผ็งใใกใฏใพใ ่ชๅใฎไธ่ฉฑใใใๆนๆณใใ็ฅใใพใใใ
We haven’t learned how to care for one another.
็งใใกใฏใไบใใๆฐ้ฃใๆนๆณใๅญฆใณใพใใใงใใใ
We’re going to save the fuckin’ planet.
ใใกใใญใณใใฉใใใใๆใใคใใใงใใ
I’m getting tired of that shit.
็งใฏใใฎใใใใจใซใใใใใใฆใใพใใ
Tired of that shit, tired.
ใใฎใใใใจใซใใใใใใใใใใ
I’m tired of fucking Earth Day.
็งใฏใขใผในใใคใใฏใฝใใใฎใซใใใใใใฆใใพใใ
D D
I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white bourgeois liberals who think
็งใฏใใใใฎ่ชๅทฑๆญฃ็พฉใฎ็ฐๅขไฟ่ญทไธป็พฉ่
ใ่ใใใใใใฎ็ฝใใใซใธใงใข่ช็ฑไธป็พฉ่
ใซใใใใใใฆใใพใ
the only thing wrong with this country is there aren’t enough bicycle paths.
ใใฎๅฝใฎๅฏไธใฎๅ้กใฏใๅๅใช่ช่ปข่ป้ใใชใใใจใงใใ
People trying to make the world safe for their Volvos.
ใใซใใฎใใใซไธ็ใๅฎๅ
จใซใใใใจใใฆใใไบบใ
ใ
Besides, environmentalists don’t give a shit about the planet.
ใใฎไธใ็ฐๅขไฟ่ญท่ซ่
ใฏๅฐ็ใซใคใใฆใใใใจใใใพใใใ
They don’t care about the planet.
ๅฝผใใฏๆๆใๆฐใซใใพใใใ
Not in the abstract, they don’t.
ๆฝ่ฑก็ใงใฏใใใพใใใๅฝผใใฏใใใงใฏใใใพใใใ
Not in the abstract, they don’t,
ๆฝ่ฑก็ใงใฏใใใพใใใๅฝผใใฏใใใงใฏใใใพใใใ
You know what they’re interested in? A clean place to live.
ๅฝผใใไฝใซ่ๅณใๆใฃใฆใใใ็ฅใฃใฆใใพใใ๏ผไฝใใฎใซใใใใชๅ ดๆใ
Their own habitat. They’re worried that someday in the future they might be personally inconvenienced.
ๅฝผใ่ช่บซใฎ็ๆฏๅฐใๅฝผใใฏใๅฐๆฅใๅไบบ็ใซไธไพฟใๆใใใใใใใชใใจๅฟ้
ใใฆใใพใใ
Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn’t impress me.
็ญใใๅ็บใใใฆใใชใ่ชๅทฑๅฉ็ใฏ็งใซๆ้ใไธใใพใใใ
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