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Learn Skills Once:

 Keep for a Lifetime.

Find below a handful of life-changing English skills you will develop in our courses

Find Below a Handful of

life-changing English skills you will develop

Study Actively and Autonomously

No more passive, boring, monotonous lessons that make you sleepy. Awake!

Speak with Emotion and Feel the Language

Feel the language. No need to think so much. Use Emotional Content!

Maximize Your Learning Potential

Put an end to negative procrastination & timewasting activities. Now and forever. 

Learn How To Be Courageous And Fearless

Develop a warrior mindset in this in the battle against English.  Victory is yours!

Feel More Creative and Resourceful!

Unlock the door that opens a universe of infinite possibilities. Grab your key! 

 Discover The Power and Beauty Of Your Voice

Your English voice expresses your English ersonality. Play with it now 

Let's Enjoy!

Together!

Quizzes, games, drills puzzles, songs, poems and exercises:

Let's Create!

Together!

English dialogue Templates; Automatic Response Training drills; Intensive Pronunciation Training: Voice Acrobatics or Mouth Gymnastics...

Let's Train! 

Together!

Fluency Training; Memory Training; Thinking and Feeling in English....

Let's Use Our Imagination! Together!

Creative Visualization; Confidence Building; Reinforcing Conversational Paradigms; Shadowing ie Listening and Repeating....

Let's Improve Our Exam Score!

Together!

EIKEN; ESL; ELT; EFL; TOEIC; IELTS; Pearson Education; in fact, any English test you want to destroy

about the creator

Seek Out the Magic:

We have the tools.

We use our experience to create yours

Born in the middle of the UK more than half a century ago, KelvinLeeGrant has been either teaching or learning languages for as long as he can remember -wherever, whenever and in whatever.


For over forty years, in more than 9 countries*, he has been assisting students in their language learning journeys, in all styles, to people of any age,  any profession.


Over this time, his language learning Pedagogy or Philosophy or style has undergone umpteen changes, zig-zagging endlessly from one extreme to the other.


Adapted to the technological imperatives of e-learning and m-learning, it is quietly settling into a multi-vibrational, multi-sense, multidimensional state of flux, the essence, now but reduced to just one three-word catchphrase. An encapsulated summary of all you need.

"Don't Think! Feel!"

about you

You Have the Power:

You are Awesome.

We use our experience to create yours

YOU HAVE KNOWLEDGE, COURAGE AND FAITH

In The Master Key system it is written: "....The only way to keep from going backward is to keep going forward. Eternal vigilance is the price of success. There are three steps, and each one is absolutely essential. You must first have the knowledge of your power; second, the courage to dare; third, the faith to do…….”

YOU HAVE EXTRAORDINARY ABILITY

You are a remarkable individual with all the skills and techniques to transform the way you learn a language. You are able to effortlessly remember and confidently use all kinds of English expressions in a variety of situations. You always know what to say and how and when to say it .

Invent Novel Ways to Optimize your Learning Experience 

Learning English is a multi-sense reading, writing listening, speaking, watching, feeling and thinking experience.

At ArtyEnglish, you experiment with old and new variations of these basic skills in fun, creative and imaginative ways, enabling you to invent and incorporate your own ideas and creative imagination into the learning process. 

testimonials

Check what our clients say about us

"..As a woman who lived during troubled times, I was of more use as a female warrior in battle than as an English speaking housewife in our primitive kitchens. Nonetheless, there are some interesting ideas in this course that I might employ some time on the battlefield.”

- Jomoe Gozen (巴 御前)

Software Architect

“... It seems like I've been studying English forever - to no avail. I tried out some of the exercises in the course this morning and thought to myself, "Wow! This is great! Hokusai also tried a few out so quite often now we chat to each other in English... I feel much more confident now than I did before..”

- Katsushika Oi

VIDEO ANIMATION ARCHITECT

“... Before we set up the new paradigm influenced and strengthened by Western ideas, hardly anyone in Japan spoke more than a crude, rudimentary English. With a course such as this, the transition from an isolated society to one with an open door would have been a smoother one.”

- Tokugawa_Ieyasu,

CEO of UFL & founder of Modern Japan


More on the creator

Besides teaching, in order to survive, he has also enjoyed being involved in a mindboggling array of jobs*, the pinnacle of which was as the owner, manager and DOS, in Tokyo, Japan, for 11 years, of a a small, multi-purpose 外語学院 (also conversation lounge and event space for the local community).  Oh, the sweet memories of that time and place! He does sometimes miss it.

He speaks, besides his native English, pretty good Spanish, very bad Japanese, appalling French and even worse Chinese; his Vietnamese, though sometimes spoken with barely intelligible pronunciation, is his present linguistic mission; he is well on the way to almost being in command of 101 of the most important questions you can ask a complete stranger. (An English version is in the works and will be available some time in 2024.)

As well as proud father, to a trilingual, adventurous, enterprising and entrepreneurial son- director of the ArtyEnglish parent company, Tzi'kin Enterprises, London- he is also an ecstatic and wonder-filled grandfather to a girl, a future polyglot now killing it in kindergarten in Malaga, Spain.....

Below find an abbreviated and random list - both historical and contemporary- of Japanese ideas, people, concepts, abstract and concrete cultural things that he has been either just fond of over the years -or obsessed with-invaluable treasures that have shaped him, guided him, moved him, played an important role in his life.

Above all else, his aim with ArtyEnglish is to inspire you to seek out and discover, to learn about and love, not just the magic of the English language and its culture, but that of the language and people and cultural treasures of the world. Check out the Magic of English YouTube channel for daily bitesize chunks of delicious Engish


A minimal list, in no particular order, random Japanese Abstractions (or concretions) that are now part of me, my soul even, and scattered throughout my DNA:

Abe Kobe; Judo, Karate, Zen Koans, Utagawa Kiniyoshi, chambara, (一休宗純) Ikkyū Sōjun, Kurosawa; underground manga (Garo etc); The Murakami's (ie Haruki and Ryu), Hanami, Basho, Tea Ceremony, Mt Fuji, Hokusai, cult Japanese directors such as Kinji Fukasaku; Osamu Tezuka, Utamaro Kitagawa, Ryuichi Sakamoto, Synth pop, bushido, Uwabaki (上履き), wabi sabi, Edogawa Rampo, Shinto, Zatoichi....

Partial list, in alphabetical order, of the jobs he has done in Japan besides English instructor (self-acknowledged though undocumented 'Jack of all trades and master of none....'

 Accountant, barista, bartender, bricklayer, courier, bookkeeper, cleaner, content creator, cook, editor, event organizer, grapepicker, kitchen hand, marketing manager, muckspreader, proofreader, sales manager, shop assistant x3, translator, waiter, warehouse manager, web designer........... and so on and so forth...

Countries where he taught English

Australia, UK, Portugal, Spain, France,

China, Japan and Vietnam

From * William Shakespeare.

The full phrase is:

"..a jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one."

............

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Includes: a 7-day General Introduction to a variety of activities & Methodology;  a 4-Day Pronunciation Primer; a bundle of  3 of our favourite lessons that include:  “How Wasabi can help you speak English better...” ; and 12 x 10 minute lessons from the 'Build Your Own Dialogue' modules.

Course summary

Module #1: Improving Speaking thru a Variety of Activities

"Imagination is like a muscle. I found out that the more I wrote, the bigger it got." ~Philip José Farmer

How to speak English fluently ー dealing with awkward English pronunciation ー I’m not afraid of anything anymore ー Variety of English learning activities in which you:
LEARN AND PRACTISE HOW TO…
Get Stress and Intonation Right in Different Types of Questions;
Match Difficult Sound Combinations;
Match Different Audio Questions with their Correct Answers;
Fill in Blanks With Correct Words
Absorb Grammar Osmotically and Hate it Less than you do Now;
Write What You Hear aka Do A Dictation;
Read a Sentence Aloud then Check Your Pronunciation;
Shoot the Breeze with an Alternate Universe Alien;
Speak with a TransDimensional Entity;
Guess Questions from Answers;
Guess Answers from a Questions;
Distinguish Between Disturbingly Similar Sounds

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Module #2 : Harnessing Your Inner English Power!

"Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality." ~Jules de Gaultier

Find, Access and then Harness Your Inner English Power!
Increase Your Brain Power. Scroll down for your summary of a pot pourri of confidence-building activities.
Energize and vitalize your English skills:
Listening and speaking, reading and writing.
But especially
Memorization, Imagination, Creative Visualization and Confidence Building..

Recite powerful affirmations-English pronunciation (interval and pitch recognition training-Expand your vocabulary!-Training by watching inspiring podcasts and answering questions-English Pronunciation (Pitch and Pitch Recognition Training PART 2-Karaoke in English Part #01-Do nothing day activities-English word search puzzle-Let’s train Your English brains-Western music karaoke training Part #02 - Training with Western Karaoke Part #03 - Predicting answers and ask questions-Let’s study with Western music-Another Relax, Refresh and Do Nothing Day.

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Module #3: Paint Your Jungles in the Desert

If the butterfly wings its way to the sweet light that attracts it, it’s only because it doesn’t know that the fire can consume it.” (Giordano Bruno)

More exciting and energizing activities in this module. With each day, see and feel: your self-confidence soar, your Fluency increase, your Creative Imagination expand, and your Memorizing capabilities sharpen. Enjoy the ride!

How to Memorize Jokes and Anecdotes-Memorizing Motivational Quotes-Affirmation: How to Achieve Your English Goals-Audio/Visual/Kinaesthetic Encoding: Q&A Matching & Enunciating Analogies/ Low-Level Interpretive Reasoning – Listen, Identify Process Words-Why Audio Books Inspire: Alice in Wonderland-Powering up Your Vocabulary with Synonyms-Dramatizing English! Injecting EMOTION & FEELING the POWER of your words-Activity Combo. Recycling and remembering-MUVIOKE#2 involving TYPE#1 SHADOWING practice-Memorize Amazing Ageless Poem using Holo-Meme strategy-GENERAL KNOWLEDGE Quiz!! Or Game? Or Both?-DO NOTHING TODAY except...perhaps: A word game?

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Module#4: Transform Yourself

Embrace each challenge in your life as an opportunity for self-transformation.” ― Bernie Siegel

Upon completion of this module you'll emerge as a completely transformed individual. You'll feel like a new person, the best version of yourself equipped with invaluable skills and a renewed sense of confidence in English. Your new perspective on life, language, and personal growth will prepare you for your wondrous ongoing journey of self-discovery and empowerment.

LEARN AND PRACTISE the following:

Memorize Amazing Ancient Advice  - Power UP Pronunciation: Practice The QuestionAnti TOEIC Testing and Training - Expressing Emotions Authentically And Unambiguously: Memorizing Affirmations and Inspirational Quotes - Talk about what's your Dream Job? - DANDA aka Do Absolutely Nothing Day Activity: nothing directly associated with English. However, VERY important!!! - Read Aloud Record & Download - How to Master Analytical Thinking Abilities Via Analogies  - English in an imagined Future: Interactive Video with Practice Exercises #1:  - Movie Karaoke type Exercise: From “The Notebook” - How To Survive An Air crash - 10 FACTS ABOUT VIETNAM YOU NEED TO KNOW.

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Module #5: Unleash Yet More Power from Your Imagination

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.”( Lewis Carroll)

The power of your imagination is unlimited. With your ability to visualize possibilities that go beyond the constraints of the present, you possess the capacity to challenge and reshape the limitations of reality.

Your imagination fuels scientific discoveries, inspiring you to envision groundbreaking technologies before they even come into existence. It drives you as an artist to create magnificent works that stir emotions and transcend societal norms.

From game-changing art and literature to innovative learning methodologies, your imagination acts as a catalyst for a new, forever evolving ‘you’.

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Module #6: Knowing and Unknowing

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." - Socrates

Socrates' famous quote above is like a "Zen koan" of ancient Greece. It's a humble reminder that in the vast sea of knowledge, acknowledging our ignorance is the first step toward genuine wisdom. It encourages us to remain open-minded and curious, continually seeking knowledge, while understanding the limitations of what we can truly comprehend.

In essence, it's the wisdom of intellectual humility, reminding us that learning is a lifelong journey, and there's always more to discover.

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